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Just a quick one to say that the Summer Special is now ready, including a headline piece by our very own Tim "Timmo" Beresford. Housewifes' favourite Tim provides us with a fantastic fast play variant of Algy called Algy Pulls a Fast One. After that it's all downhill, naturally, but there is plenty more in there that is worth a dekko. I have slapped details into the desert that is the trading post (cue tumbleweed!) so see it there in all of its glory. Secondly we have a NEW WEB SITE. This is really swanky and spiffy. I would go so far as to suggest that any man who looks and does not buy is probably not a man at all! However I would say that, in a turgid an cheap attempt to take your cash. Feel free to ignore me, and visit the site at www.toofatlardies.co.uk and see if you can resist the siren song that calls to your wallet and, not to put too fine a point on it, your better judgement!

Excellent. I'll go the website and not buy.

I've not been to the website and I don't think it's any good at all. I won't be buying from it on a regular basis.

How can you be that hurtful to Timmo! All that work and you spurn him...

Oh borrocks! I have now amended that. It IS ready, and if you don't buy it Timmo gets fed to the sharks. I'm sure he won't mind me saying that... :devil:

Save The Timmo :)

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Poor sharky goes hungry......

They eat surfers around here!